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25 minutes ago, Mitth'raw Nuruodo said:

Week 1. 

Colleague A : I have surgery in two weeks but it's okay, with my adapted office I can work from home, you just have to validate my telework.
Colleague Y: Oh, you know, they're so obtuse that they'd be able to deny you PTDR
Colleague A: But I just want to work, that's it or I need a three-week break. They will be happy, though !
Hierarchy : WE DON'T CARE WE SAID NO 100% TELEWORK YOU ONLY HAVE TO STOP

Week 2.
Colleague B : You saw, the new chief is not there today, and apparently the N+2 was not aware. I wonder what happened to her, she looked normal last week.
Collegue C : If it is found she got off PTDR
Me : Uh no, there is no reason, she saw that everything worked well here. Apart from the warm-up with colleague Z the other time, chronic under-sizing, the...
Hierarchy : ANNOUNCEMENT - YOUR NEW MANAGER HAS STOPPED WE DO NOT KNOW YET HOW WE WILL DO

Week 3.
Colleague B: But wait, colleague D is not here today ? But how we will do, for now it is the only one to know how to manage X clients apart from the referent, when it is a huge issue...
Me : If it happens she is already taking her PTDR maternity leave
Referrer : So I have bad news: finally, colleague D is already stopped and she will continue on her parental leave after, after, so you two are going to treat customers X. But don't worry, I'll show you, even if we're a little bit in the emergency as I'm going on vacation soon, and we're missing colleague A, and that's the mess on the schedule because we don't have a boss anymore, and that colleague E does anything...

Week 4.
Colleague B: Holala, the referent is not there, in addition she said that she felt bad yesterday... I have a billion questions about X...
Collegue C : If it is her...
ME : YOUR MOUTH - WE STOP THE JOKES IT BRINGS MISFORTUNE

It's good to see that after so many years of box, we still laugh so much ^_^

 

C'est bien que vous puissiez encore rire, mais cela semble aussi un peu frustrant. 

Nice that you can still laugh, also sounds a bit frustrating. 

 

and then there were none?

you need to get married though :D

Spoiler

Ten little Indians standin' in a line,
One toddled home and then there were nine;

Nine little Indians swingin' on a gate,
One tumbled off and then there were eight.

Eight little Indians gayest under heav'n.
One went to sleep and then there were seven;

Seven little Indians cuttin' up their tricks,
One broke his neck and then there were six.

Six little Indians all alive,
One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

Five little Indians on a cellar door,
One tumbled in and then there were four.

Four little Indians up on a spree,
One got fuddled and then there were three;

Three little Indians out on a canoe,
One tumbled overboard and then there were two

Two little Indians foolin' with a gun,
One shot t'other and then there was one;

One little Indian livin' all alone,
He got married and then there were none.

 

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